Santa Jokes...

Not feeling like blogging .. So enjoy some cut and paste job:

SANTA AGAIN

Q: Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him.....

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Sardar's dad died and he was crying. After a couple of minutes sardar cries louder.
Friend:- What happened now?
Sardar:- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......

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NASA ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nahi hoga.......

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If sardar wants to dial 9449494494.. how will he dial........?
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He will first dial ..... 94494
and then press "REDIAL".....................

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You have written ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.......

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Sardar: Mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rahi hai
Police: Kaun de raha hai
Sardar: BSNL wale, bolte hai ki agar bill nahi bhara to kaat denge......

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Once a Sardar was roaming in the jungle
Suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree
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Sardar went a little closer to the tree and looked at the hanging snake
And he said: "Aise latak ne se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.. "..

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Sardar and Wife were waiting for the train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag ke train me chad gaya aur wife se bola
Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....

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Chota Santa Singh Road pe Potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakkad liya.
Jab Use le jane lage to Santa bola : "Oye Saboot to utha lo.... "
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..

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